200 Birthday Funny Jokes For Everyone
Writing birthday jokes can be a fun and lighthearted way to celebrate someone’s special day. Jokes are a way to bring laughter and joy, and birthdays are a perfect occasion to spread happiness and create a festive atmosphere.
Entertainment: Birthdays are meant to be enjoyable, and jokes can add an element of entertainment to the celebration. Humor has a way of bringing people together and creating a cheerful atmosphere.
Birthday Funny Jokes
1. Why was the math book sad on its birthday?
It had too many problems.
2. Why did the scarecrow have a great birthday?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
3. What do you always get on your birthday?
Another year older.
4. Why did the computer go to the birthday party?
Because it wanted to byte the cake.
5. Why do candles always go on top of birthday cakes?
Because they can’t burn on the bottom.
6. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumby.
7. What do you sing to a vegetable on its birthday?
“Lettuce celebrate!”
8. What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
“Hi, Buster!”
9. What do you get if you cross a dog and a birthday?
A party animal.
10. Why did the boy put his money in the blender on his birthday?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.
11. Why was the birthday cake so hard to open?
Because the candles were blocking the way.
12. What’s a potato’s favorite day of the year?
Fry-day, of course!
13. Why did the teddy bear say “No” to the birthday party?
Because he was stuffed.
14. Why did the girl bring a ladder to her birthday party?
She wanted to reach for the stars.
15. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrr! But it’s also “B,” because it’s their birthday.
16. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to his birthday party?
In case he got a hole in one.
17. Why did the girl bring a ladder to her birthday party?
Because she heard it was going to be a high tea.
18. What’s the best thing about having your birthday at the library?
You get to check out all the birthday books.
19. What’s a bird’s favorite type of birthday cake?
Tweet-a-licious.
20. Why did the bicycle fall over at the birthday party?
It was two-tired.
21. What’s the best way to get a birthday cake in your face?
Throw it at someone else.
22. Why did the birthday card go to school?
It wanted to get a little extra class.
23. What did one candle say to the other candle on their birthday?
“Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”
24. Why did the lion eat the birthday cake?
Because it wanted a big catnip surprise.
25. What’s the difference between a cat and a birthday cake?
You can’t put candles on a cat.
26. Why did the birthday cake go to school?
It wanted to get a little extra frosting.
27. What do you say to a banana on its birthday?
“Happy Peelings!”
28. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a birthday cake?
A party that goes boing, boing, boing.
29. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall on its birthday?
“Dam!”
30. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumby.
31. What did one candle say to the other candle on their birthday?
“Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”
32. What kind of birthday cake do ghosts like?
I scream cake.
33. What’s the difference between a birthday cake and a baseball game?
On a birthday cake, you can’t steal first base.
34. Why did the birthday cake visit a therapist?
It was feeling a little crumby.
35. What do you get when you cross a birthday cake with a snake?
A slippery, sweet treat.
36. What do you call a cat that throws a birthday party?
A celebration feline.
37. What’s a vampire’s favorite type of birthday cake?
Red velvet.
38. What do you call a monkey’s birthday party?
A barrel of fun.
39. What did the cake say to the fork on its birthday?
“Let’s eat some cake, fork it over!”
40. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a birthday cake?
A bouncing dessert.
41. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
It needed to have its layers checked.
42. What do you call a bear’s birthday party?
A honey of a celebration.
43. Why did the birthday cake go to the party alone?
It didn’t want to share the spotlight.
44. What do you call a birthday cake that you sing to in the shower?
A “soap-erstar.”
45. Why did the birthday cake feel shy?
Because it was feeling frosted.
46. What do you say to a cat on its birthday?
“Have a purr-fect day!”
47. Why did the birthday cake turn red?
It saw the icing and sugar.
48. What’s a balloon’s favorite type of birthday cake?
One with lots of air frosting.
49. What do you say to a penguin on its birthday?
“Ice to meet you!”
50. Why did the birthday cake go to the party by itself?
It didn’t want to share the spotlight.
51. What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
“Hoppy Birthday!”
52. Why did the birthday candle go to school?
Because it wanted to be a brighter student.
53. What’s a computer’s favorite type of birthday cake?
Data pudding.
54. What do you call a monkey’s birthday?
A barrel of laughs.
55. Why did the birthday cake take up gardening?
It wanted to put down roots.
56. What do you call a cake that’s always happy?
A jolly roll.
57. What do you get when you cross a birthday cake with a snake?
A sssssweet treat.
58. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
It wasn’t feeling very well-rounded.
59. What do you say to a bee on its birthday?
“Happy Bee-day!”
60. Why did the birthday candle go to school?
It wanted to get a little brighter.
61. What do you call a bear’s birthday party?
A beary good time.
62. What do you say to a football on its birthday?
“Throw yourself a great party!”
63. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little crumby.
64. What did the ice cream say to the birthday cake?
“You’re cool!”
65. What do you say to a bee on its birthday?
“Have a buzz-worthy day!”
66. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
It wasn’t feeling very well-rounded.
67. What do you say to a computer on its birthday?
“You’re the byte of the party!”
68. Why did the balloon bring a candle to the birthday party?
It wanted to light up the room.
69. What do you call a horse’s birthday party?
A stable celebration.
70. Why did the cake go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little crumby.
71. What do you say to a pig on its birthday?
“Hogs and kisses!”
72. Why did the birthday cake go to school?
It wanted to get a little extra frosting.
73. What did one candle say to the other candle on their birthday?
“Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”
74. What do you say to a tree on its birthday?
“You’re looking sappy!”
75. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
It was feeling a75. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit under-baked.
76. What do you say to a cow on its birthday?
“Moo-ve over and make room for cake!”
77. Why did the birthday cake go to the party alone?
It didn’t want any filling around.
78. What do you call a dinosaur’s birthday party?
A prehistoric celebration.
79. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
It had too many layers.
80. What’s a turtle’s favorite type of birthday cake?
Slow-churned ice cream cake.
81. What do you say to a squirrel on its birthday?
“Go nuts and have a great day!”
82. Why did the birthday cake go to the gym?
It wanted to work off those extra candles.
83. What do you call a cake that’s always ready to party?
A frosted friend.
84. Why did the birthday candle bring a match to the party?
In case it wanted to make a wish.
85. What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?
“Hoppy Birthday to you!”
86. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
It needed a little icing on the cake.
87. What do you call a lion’s birthday party?
A roaring good time.
88. Why did the birthday cake get a promotion?
It was an excellent multi-layered employee.
89. What do you say to a tree on its birthday?
“Have a tree-mendous day!”
90. Why did the balloon bring a candle to the birthday party?
It wanted to light up the celebration.
91. What do you call a shark’s birthday party?
A bite-day bash.
92. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
It wanted a check-up on its icing.
93. What do you say to a penguin on its birthday?
“Ice job on another year!”
94. Why did the birthday cake get a job as a firefighter?
It knew how to handle the heat.
95. What do you call a duck’s birthday party?
A quacker of a celebration.
96. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
It was feeling a bit crumbly.
97. What do you say to a tree on its birthday?
“You’re branching out nicely!”
98. Why did the birthday balloon go to school?
It wanted to expand its knowledge.
99. What do you call a fish’s birthday party?
A splash-tacular celebration.
100. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
It needed a little frosting therapy.
101. Why did the birthday cake go to school?
Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!