100Cat Jokes For Kids and Adults
Cat Jokes
1. What do you call a cat that likes to go bowling?
A alley cat!
2. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
3. What do you call a cat that can sing?
A Meow-sician!
4. Why don’t cats play poker in the wild?
Too many cheetahs!
5. What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
Sourpuss!
6. What do you call a cat that can do magic tricks?
A presto-meow-don!
7. What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purple!
8. What do you call a cat that loves to swim?
An aqua-kitty!
9. How does a cat make a long-distance call?
Using a meow-tophone!
10. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
Mice cream!
11. What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
“I just love baskin’-robins!”
12. How do cats end a fight?
They hiss and make up!
13. What do you call a cat that can dance?
A feline groovy!
14. How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
She has that down-in-the-mouth look!
15. What did the cat say when it lost all its money?
“I’m paw!”
16. What’s a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice Krispies!
17. How does a cat make a home movie?
With its cat-corder!
18. Why don’t cats play poker in the wild?
They prefer playing “scratch” cards!
19. What do you call a cat that wears makeup?
Glamourpuss!
20. What’s a cat’s favorite TV show?
The evening mews!
21. Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse pad!
22. What did the cat say to the mouse on Halloween?
“Trick or catnip!”
23. What do you call a cat that can roughhouse?
A cataclysmic!
24. What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school?
Hisss-tory!
25. How does a cat ask for a snack?
With a purr-suasive meow!
26. Why don’t cats like shopping online?
They prefer a good mouse hunt!
27. What did the cat say when it was confused?
“I’m purr-plexed!”
28. What did the cat say when it caught the mouse?
“You’re not gonna squeak a word about this, right?”
29. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
30. What do you call a cat that plays the guitar?
A jamming meow-ster!
31. How do cats celebrate when they move into a new home?
They throw a house-pawrty!
32. What’s a cat’s favorite song?
“Three Blind Mice!”
33. Why don’t cats play baseball?
They’re afraid of the bat!
34. What do you get if you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
35. What do you call a cat that can play the piano?
A feline-o-virtuoso!
36. How do cats make decisions?
They flip a purr-nickel!
37. What did the cat say when it finished a good book?
“That was pawsome!”
38. What do you call a cat that loves to bowl?
Strike-purr!
39. How does a cat send a letter?
By first-class meow!
40. Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse cursor!
41. What do you call a cat that likes to read books?
A liter-cat!
42. Why don’t cats play cards in the wild?
Too many cheetahs!
43. What do you call a cat that can do tricks?
A cleverpuss!
44. How do cats get their way?
With purr-suasion!
45. What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A down-in-the-mouth quacker!
46. What do you call a cat that’s good at bowling?
A strike cat!
47. How does a cat ask for a drink?
“Can I meow-tini?”
48. Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a purr-amedic!
49. What did the cat say when it got a new toy?
“Mee-ow, that’s purr-fect!”
50. Why did the cat go to the salon?
It wanted a new purr-spective!
51. What do you call a cat that plays the guitar?
A rock-and-roll kitty!
52. Why don’t cats play sports?
Because they always get distracted by the ball of yarn!
53. What do you call a cat that can sing opera?
Purr-atico!
54. How do cats pay for their purchases?
With purr-sonal checks!
55. What do you get if you cross a cat and a fish?
A purr-ana!
56. What do you call a cat that can read your mind?
A clairvoyant kitty!
57. What’s a cat’s favorite type of music?
Hip-hop!
58. How does a cat clean its fur?
With purr-shampoo!
59. Why did the cat go to the bakery?
It wanted a mice-cake!
60. What’s a cat’s favorite board game?
Scrabble, because they love to spell things out!
61. How does a cat send a message secretly?
In a purr-encrypted email!
62. What do you call a cat that has been in a fight?
Battered and purr-fried!
63. Why did the cat bring a ladder to the bar?
It heard the drinks were on the house!
64. What’s a cat’s favorite dance move?
The purr-a-shuffle!
65. How does a cat answer the phone?
“Meow?”
66. What’s a cat’s favorite type of music?
Heavy petting zoo!
67. How does a cat learn to use the computer?
By purr-sing the internet!
68. Why did the cat bring a ladder to the bar?
It heard the drinks were on the house!
69. What do you call a cat that loves to gamble?
A risk-taker!
70. Why did the cat go to school?
To become the purr-fect student!
71. What do you get when you cross a cat and a parrot?
A carrot!
72. How does a cat drink milk?
From a purr-celain bowl!
73. What do you call a cat that can throw a ball?
A purr-odigy!
74. How does a cat apologize?
By saying, “Meow-culpa!”
75. Why did the cat wear a fancy hat?
It was having a meow-nificent day!
76. What do you call a cat that’s in a band?
A purr-cussionist!
77. How does a cat tell time?
With a purr-sonal clock!
78. What’s a cat’s favorite kind of music?
Heavy metal!
79. How does a cat ask for help?
It says, “Meow-tcha know where I can find sometuna?”
80. Why did the cat go to space?
It wanted to find the purr-fect spot for a nap!
81. What’s a cat’s favorite type of exercise?
Purr-jogging!
82. How does a cat keep its fur looking good?
It uses mew-tivation!
83. Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
It was waiting for the mouse to click!
84. What do you call a cat that can play the drums?
A purr-cussionist!
85. How does a cat send a message?
By fur-st class mail!
86. What do you call a cat that can drive a car?
A fur-rrari!
87. Why did the cat become a detective?
It heard there were a lot of cat burglars in the neighborhood!
88. What’s a cat’s favorite type of music?
Cat-itude!
89. How does a cat ask for treats politely?
It says, “Purr-ty please!”
90. What do you call a cat that can play the piano?
A meow-zart!
91. Why did the cat go to the salon?
It wanted a new purr-sonality!
92. How does a cat play video games?
With a meow-stick!
93. What’s a cat’s favorite shape?
A purr-amid!
94. What do you call a cat that can do karate?
A black belt in meow-tial arts!
95. How does a cat make a decision?
It flips a purr-nickel!
96. What’s a cat’s favorite type of workout?
Purr-lates!
97. How does a cat keep its fur looking good?
It uses purr-fume!
98. Why did the cat bring a ladder to the bar?
It heard the drinks were on the house!
99. What’s a cat’s favorite type of music?
Hip-hop!
100. How does a cat answer the phone?
“Meow?”