150 Cow Jokes For Kids
Cow Jokes
1. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!
2. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
3. What do you call a cow with a sense of humor? Laughing stock!
4. Why did the cow go to space? It wanted to see the moon!
5. What do you call a cow that just had a calf? Decalfinated!
6. What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument? A moo-sician!
7. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers!
8. Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
9. What do you call a cow that’s afraid of the dark? A scaredy-cow!
10. What do you call a cow that has just given birth? De-calf-inated!
11. Why did the cow become a musician? Because it had perfect pitch!
12. How does a cow count her calves? With a cowculator!
13. What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? “It’s pasture bedtime!”
14. What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
15. What do you get when you cross a cow and a camel? A lactose-intolerant milkshake!
16. How do you make a cow float? You take one cow and add a scoop of ice cream!
17. What do you call a cow that has no spots? Udderly plain!
18. How do cows do math? With a cow-culator!
19. Why did the cow go to the spa? It needed to relax and mooo-ve away from the farm!
20. What do you call a cow with a sense of humor? Amoo-sing!
21. What did the mama cow say to the baby cow at dinner? “It’s pasture bedtime!”
22. What do you call a cow that tells jokes? A stand-upsteer!
23. What do you call a cow that’s just had a baby? Decalfinated!
24. Why did the cow go to outer space? To see the mooo-n!
25. What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moo-sician!
26. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers!
27. Why was the cow so afraid? It was a cow-ard!
28. What do you call a cow that can play the piano? A moo-sician!
29. What do cows do for entertainment? They rent mooo-vies!
30. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
31. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
32. What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip!
33. How do you make a milkshake? You give a cow a pogo stick!
34. What did the cow say to the chicken? “Mooove over!”
35. What do you get when you cross a cow and a sheep? A woolly milkshake!
36. What do you call a cow that eats grass? A lawn-mooer!
37. Why did the cow go to the spa? To get a mooo-ssage!
38. What do you call a cow that’s just given birth? De-calf-inated!
39. What’s a cow’s favorite color? Moo-ve!
40. What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A moo-sician!
41. How do cows do math? With a cow-culator!
42. What do you get when you cross a cow and a kangaroo? A jumping beef patty!
43. Why did the cow go to the art gallery? It wanted to see the moo-sterpieces!
44. What do you call a cow that meditates? A cow-moo-flage!
45. What do you call a cow that tells jokes? A corny-cow!
46. Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side!
47. What do you call a cow that can’t give milk? An udder failure!
48. What do you call a cow that’s dancing? A milkshake!
49. What do you get when you cross a cow and a snake? A lasso that bites back!
50. Why did the cow become an astronaut? It wanted to explore the Milky Way!
51. Why did the cow go to space? It wanted to visit the Milky Way.
52. What do you call a cow that has just given birth? Decalfinated.
53. Why did the cow go to the ballet? It wanted to improve its mooooves.
54. What do you call a cow that’s a magician? A milkshake.
55. How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
56. What do cows watch on TV? Moovies.
57. What do you call a cow that’s sleeping? A bull-dozer.
58. Why did the cow wear a bell around its neck? Because its horn didn’t work.
59. What do you call a cow that likes to garden? A plant-based milk producer.
60. How do cows make friends? They’re outstanding in their field.
61. What do you call a cow with no spots? Udderly plain.
62. What did the cow say to the farmer? “Moo-ve over!”
63. What do you call a cow that eats your grass? A lawn mooer.
64. What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
65. How do cows do their hair? With a cowlick.
66. What do you call a cow that’s an undercover detective? Sherlock Mooholmes.
67. Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry.
68. What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A moo-sician.
69. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry.
70. How does a cow make ice cream? It whips it with its tail.
71. What do you call a cow that plays the piano? Moo-sician.
72. What did the cow say to the UFO? “Take me to your feeder.”
73. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
74. How do cows count their calves? With a cow-culator.
75. Why was the cow so afraid? It was being stalked by a moo-tant.
76. What do you call a cow that can’t moo? A milk dud.
77. What do you call a cow that’s been knighted? Sir Loin.
78. What’s a cow’s favorite type of music? Music.
79. Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry.
80. How do cows do math? With a cowculator.
81. What did one cow say to the other at breakfast? “Moooove over, I need some milk.”
82. What do you get when you cross a cow and a kangaroo? A jumper cable.
83. Why did the cow cross the road? To moooove to the udder side.
84. What do you call a cow with a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
85. How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
86. What do you call a cow that’s been knighted? Sir Loin.
87. What do you get when you cross a cow and a shark? I have no idea, but I wouldn’t try milking it.
88. Why did the cow go to the spa? It needed some mooo-ssage therapy.
89. How do you know if a cow is on vacation? It’s mooing around.
90. What do cows read in the morning? The moospaper.
91. What do you get when you cross a cow and a sheep? A sweater you can milk!
92. Why did the cow go to the theater? It wanted to see “Moo-lan Rouge.”
93. How do cows do math? With a cow-culator.
94. What do you call a cow that’s afraid of the dark? A scaredy-cow.
95. What do cows like to do at parties? They hit the “moo-sic” dance floor.
96. How do cows count their calves? With a cow-culator!
97. What’s a cow’s favorite dessert? Peach moooobler!
98. What do you call a cow that can tell jokes? A comooedian.
99. What do you call a cow that’s been knighted? Sir Loin.
100. What do you call a cow that loves to garden? A green, green grass machine.
101. Why was the cow always so calm? It had a mooo-derator.
102. How does a cow send messages? By mooo-mail.
103. What did the cow say to the farmer? “Moo-ve over!”
104. How does a cow text another cow? By using a cowculator!
105. What’s a cow’s favorite subject in school? Moosic!
106. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
107. What do you get when you cross a cow and a kangaroo? A jumping beef steak!
108. What do you call a cow that’s a secret agent? Double-oh-moo.
109. What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever!
110. What do you call a cow that tells jokes? A comoodian.
111. Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
112. What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow? “It’s pasture bedtime.”
113. What do cows like to do for fun? They go to the moo-vies!
114. What do cows like to read? Cattle-logs!
115. How do you know if a cow is in a bad mood? It moos at everyone!
116. What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A moosician.
117. What do cows watch on TV? Moosicals!
118. What do you call a cow that jumps over a barbed wire fence? An udder-cutter.
119. What did one cow say to the other cow in the field? “Mooooove over!”
120. What do you call a cow that eats your grass? A lawn mooer.
121. How does a cow go to work? It drives a moo-car.
122. What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? “Where’s my tractor?”
123. What do you call a cow that likes to garden? A green pasture.
124. What do you call a cow that’s always on the phone? A tele-moo-nicator.
125. What do you call a cow that can’t moo? A milk dud.
126. What do you call a cow that has no spots? An “udder” disgrace.
127. What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow? “It’s pasture bedtime.”
128. What do you get when you cross a cow and a kangaroo? A jump-rope.
129. What do you call a cow that has two legs? Lean beef.
130. What do you call a cow that plays the piano? Moo-sical.
131. What did the cow say to the farmer? “Moo-ve over!”
132. What do you call a cow that can’t moo? A milk dud.
133. Why was the cow sad? She had a beef with the bull.
134. What do you call a cow that eats your grass? A lawn moo-er.
135. What do you call a cow that’s afraid of everything? A coward.
136. What do you call a cow that’s a detective? Sherlock Moos.
137. What do you call a cow that’s always lying? A bull-oney artist.
138. What do you call a cow that jumps over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction.
139. What do you call a cow that meditates? Moom.
140. What do you call a cow that does magic tricks? A moo-dini.
141. What do you call a cow that’s an artist? A picowso.
142. What do you call a cow that loves to bowl? An alley moo.
143. What do you call a cow that’s a fast runner? A milkshake.
144. What do you call a cow that’s been knighted? Sir Loin.
145. I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!
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