200 Funny Halloween Jokes For Kids
Halloween Jokes :-
1. Why did the ghost go to the party?
Because he heard it was a scream!
2. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin’ Goblin.
3. How do you mend a broken ghost?
With a boo-boo bandage.
4. What did the ghost say to the bee?
“Boo-bee!”
5. Why don’t ghosts like rain?
It dampens their spirits.
6. What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Shamboo!
7. What kind of street do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
8. How do ghosts keep fit?
They exorcise regularly.
9. Why do ghosts always win when playing hide-and-seek?
Because they can hide anywhere!
10. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I-Scream!
11. How do ghosts say goodbye to each other?
They wave.
12. Why did the ghost become a weather forecaster?
He always had a touch of the chills.
13. Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
They have lots of spirit.
14. Why did the ghost go on vacation?
To have a “boo”-cation!
15. Why did the ghost go to the amusement park?
To ride the roller-ghoster!
16. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Booberry pie.
17. Why do ghosts love riding in elevators?
It raises their spirits!
18. What kind of ghost is good at math?
A calculator ghost.
19. What do ghosts wear to keep warm?
Boo-tees!
20. How do ghosts like their eggs?
Terror-fried!
21. Why did the ghost become a detective?
To uncover paranormal activities.
22. What do you call a ghost’s car?
A Boo-ick.
23. Why don’t ghosts ever get lost?
Because they always have their boo-dmaps.
24. What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller-ghoster coaster!
25. How do ghosts like their coffee?
Ghoul-brewed.
26. What do ghosts wear when it’s raining outside?
Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes.
27. What’s a ghost’s favorite game to play?
Peek-a-boo.
28. What do you call a ghost with a broken heart?
A heart-boo-b.
29. Why did the ghost get promoted?
He was good at haunting his work.
30. How do ghosts keep their hair in place?
With scare-spray.
31. What do you call a ghost that plays the trumpet?
A toot-ghoul.
32. Why don’t ghosts like fast food?
Because they can’t stomach anything that doesn’t have BOOger sauce.
33. What do you get when you cross a ghost with a bird?
A sheet of scared music!
34. Why did the ghost take the bus to work?
His hearse was in the shop.
35. What do you call a ghost with a broken nose?
A snot-boo.
36. How do ghosts send letters in the mail?
By “ghoul” mail.
37. What do you call a ghost that haunts a library?
A book-ghoul.
38. Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
He was coffin a lot.
39. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Ghoul-ash!
40. How do ghosts listen to music?
They use their boose.
41. Why did the ghost start a band?
He had some killer musical talent.
42. What do you get if you cross a ghost with a cat?
A frightened feline.
43. Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.
44. How do ghosts clean up spills?
With a boo mop.
45. What’s a ghost’s favorite vegetable?
Boo-chini!
46. Why don’t ghosts like rainbows?
They prefer the scarebow.
47. What do you call a ghost who loves to go to parties?
A social-boo-terfly.
48. How do you keep a ghost in suspense?
“I’ll tell you in my next death!”
49. What kind of ghosts haunt toilets?
Restless spirits.
50. Why did the ghost go to the dance?
To find his boo-thang.
51. How do ghosts stay fit?
They exorcise regularly.
52. What do you get if you cross a ghost and a snowman?
Frostbite.
53. Why did the ghost take up knitting?
He heard it was a great way to unwind.
54. What do you call a friendly ghost?
Caspurr.
55. How do ghosts clean their sheets?
They use the spook cycle.
56. Why did the ghost start a band?
Because he had some killer guitar skills.
57. What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Booberries.
58. Why don’t ghosts like rain?
It dampens their spirits.
59. What do ghosts put on their cereal?
Booberries.
60. How do ghosts dance?
They boogie woogie.
61. Why did the ghost go to the amusement park?
He wanted to go on the roller-ghoster.
62. What do you call a ghost that is always telling jokes?
A pun-tergeist.
63. What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the fair?
The roller-ghoster coaster.
64. Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
He wasn’t feeling very well, he was pale and transparent.
65. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Spook-etti and eyeballs.
66. Why don’t ghosts like to eat fast food?
Because they can’t stomach anything without boo-gersauce.
67. What do you call a ghost that is always on the go?
A hustle and boo-t.
68. How do ghosts clean their houses?
With a haunted vacuum cleaner.
69. Why did the ghost become a weather forecaster?
He always had a good sense of the chills.
70. What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
Boo-berry pancakes.
71. What do you call a ghost that gets in trouble at school?
A spirit-ed student.
72. How do ghosts like their steak cooked?
With a little bit of boo-beque sauce.
73. Why did the ghost take up painting?
He wanted to draw out his inner spirit.
74. What’s a ghost’s favorite game?
Hide-and-ghost-seek.
75. What do you call a ghost’s true love?
His ghoul-friend.
76. Why don’t ghosts like riding in elevators?
It raises their spirits too much.
77. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of music?
Soul music.
78. How do ghosts tell lies?
They just give you the cold shoulder.
79. Why did the ghost go to the therapist?
He needed some “ghoul”-ance.
80. What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
A holy terror.
81. Why don’t ghosts make good magicians?
You can see right through their tricks.
82. How do you scare a ghost?
Sneak up behind it and say “boo!”
83. What do you call a ghost’s workout routine?
The “boo”ty blast.
84. Why did the ghost bring a ladder to the party?
To raise the spirits.
85. How do ghosts communicate with each other?
They use eerie-sistible signals.
86. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of chocolate?
Boo-bonbons.
87. Why did the ghost go broke?
He didn’t have any “boo-dgeting” skills.
88. What do you get if you cross a ghost and a dog?
A frightful barking ghost.
89. Why don’t ghosts like going to the beach?
They can’t handle the sand-tractions.
90. How do you know if a ghost is lying?
You can see right through them.
91. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A hoblin’ goblin.
92. How do ghosts fly from one place to another?
They scare-planes.
93. What do ghosts wear when they’re cold?
Boo-tees.
94. Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
It lifts their spirits.
95. What do you call a ghost’s favorite dessert?
I-Scream.
96. Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
It had a coffin fit.
97. What do you call a ghost’s bathroom?
The boo-room.
98. Why do ghosts like to ride bicycles?
Because they can’t walk.
99. How did the ghost start a conversation?
With an icebreaker.
100. What’s a ghost’s favorite holiday?
Halloween!