- 65 Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
Knock-knock jokes are a form of pun-based, interactive jokes that typically involve a simple, repetitive format. They are often meant to be lighthearted and humorous, making them popular among children . The joke follows a back-and-forth dialogue between two people, with one person initiating the joke by saying “Knock-knock,” and the other responding with “Who’s there?” The first person then sets up the joke by providing a word or name that sounds like the beginning of a phrase or wordplay. The second person responds with the setup, followed by “who?” Then, the first person delivers the punchline, which is often a play on words or a surprise twist related to the initial setup.
Knock Knock Jokes
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says, “Moo!”
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moo!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s raining outside!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in time for a joke!
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says “moo”!
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ahanu.
Ahanu who?
Ahanu you and I miss you!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad you found this joke?
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in time for a good laugh!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ahote.
Ahote who?
Ahote in and we’ll tell you another joke!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Aw, don’t cry, it’s just a knock knock joke!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henry.
Henry who?
Henry up and answer the door!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl always love you!
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moooo!
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Levi.
Levi who?
Just in time for some laughter!
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes your friend, open the door!
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s raining outside!
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in? My hands are full!
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mason.
Mason who?
Why are you crying? It’s just a joke!
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in time for a good joke!
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hudson.
Hudson who?
Hudson time for dinner!
31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and get me some candy!
32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!
33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and get me some tea, please!
34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad you answered the door?
35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up and open the door!
36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dog says.
Dog says who?
Dog says moooove out of the way!
37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
David.
David who?
David you and I miss you like crazy!
38. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grayson.
Grayson who?
Just in time for a knock-knock joke!
39. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later, just open the door!
40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jayden.
Jayden who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
42. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car-go “beep beep”!
43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oscar.
Oscar who?
Oscar silly questions, get silly answers!
44. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sansa.
Sansa who?
Sansa in and we’ll tell you more jokes!
45. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moooo!
46. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Diezel Ky.
Diezel Ky who?
Diezel Ky you glad you started this joke?
47. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
48. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?
49. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
50. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buddy Bear.
Buddy Bear who?
Just in time for some laughter!
51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, we’re going on vacation!
52. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting sloth who?
Slowly … Can I come in?
53. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and get me some ice cream!
54. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
55. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you don’t throw the ball for me!
56.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ruff.
Ruff who?
Ruff-resh yourself, it’s time for a walk!
57. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woof.
Woof who?
Woof-woof, is that you, human? Let me in, I’ve got a funny bone to share!
58. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Woo who, let the dogs out!
59. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie-ter all these years, you still don’t recognize me? I’m your best dog friend!
60. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, please!
61. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the store and buy some milk!
62. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Be careful, there’s a bee right behind you!
63. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hippo.
Hippo who?
Hippo birthday to you!
64. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kangaroo.
Kangaroo who?
Kangaroo-p on telling jokes, I’m hoppy to listen!
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