130 Funny Milk Jokes For Kids
Milk Jokes
1. What did one glass of milk say to the other glass of milk?
“Got milk?”
2. Why did the milk go to school?
To get a little “calcium-education”!
3. Why did the milk get promoted?
Because it did an outstanding job and it’s udder-ly amazing!
4. What did the milk say when it saw the ice cube tray?
“Dairy cool!”
5. What do you call a milkman who’s always on time?
Dependable dairy deliverer!
6. What do you get when you pour milk on a flower?
Lactose and grow.
7. Why was the milk sitting on a stool?
Because it wanted to be a milk-“dairy”!
8. What did the milk say when it saw the butter?
“I’m churning with envy!”
9. Why did the milk go to the gym?
It wanted to get a little “whey” ripped!
10. What did the milk say to the banana?
“You’re appealing!”
11. How do you spot a happy cow?
Look for the milk mustache!
12. Why did the milk go to the baseball game?
It heard the Giants were playing!
13. Why did the milk go to the doctor?
It wasn’t feeling “udderly” well!
14. What did the milk say to the cookie?
“You complete me!”
15. How do you know if someone has been drinking too much milk?
They lactose self-control.
16. Why did the milk bring a ladder?
It wanted to reach the top of the dairy charts.
17. Why did the milk go to school?
It wanted to be pasteurized.
18. What did one glass of milk say to the other glass of milk?
“Got milk?”
19. Why did the milk go to outer space?
It wanted to find the Milky Way!
20. What did the milk say when it saw the cheese?
“Milk you later!”
21. What did the milk say to the refrigerator?
“Close the door, I’m getting a chill!”
22. Why did the milk go to the gym?
It wanted to get curd-lesser!
23. Why did the milk go to school?
To get butter grades!
24. Why did the milk go to the spa?
It wanted to get pamoo-pered!
25. What did the milk say to the chocolate syrup?
“I’m sweet on you!”
26. Why did the milk get promoted?
It did an udderly fantastic job!
27. Why did the milk go to art school?
It wanted to improve its “dairy” skills!
28. What did the milk say to the cow?
“You’re cream of the crop!”
29. What did the milk say to the refrigerator?
“I’m really falling for you!”
30. What did the milk say to the ice cream?
“You’re cool!”
31. Why did the milk bring a ladder?
Because it heard the steaks were high!
32. What did the milk say when it saw the butter?
“I’m churned up about you!”
33. Why did the milk go to the party?
Because it heard they were having a milky dance floor!
34. What do you call milk that’s having a bad day?
Sour cream!
35. What do you call a milkman’s favorite type of music?
Dairy tunes!
36. What do you call a milkman who can fly?
Peter Pan-cake!
37. Why did the milk go to space?
It wanted to see the cowstelations!
38. Why did the milk go on a diet?
It wanted to be a little lighter!
39. Why did the milk run away from home?
It didn’t want to be pasteurized!
40. Why did the milk get fired from the comedy club?
It couldn’t curdle the audience!
41. Why did the milk take a break?
It was feeling udderly exhausted!
42. Why did the milk get into a fight with the chocolate?
It got a little “steamed”!
43. Why did the milk go to the bank?
To check its “moo-la” balance!
44. Why did the milk bring a map to the desert?
It heard there were milkshakes there!
45. Why did the milk go to the casino?
It wanted to try its luck at the slot moosheen!
46. Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because it wanted to see if the moon was made of cheese or milk!
47. What did the milk say when it found out it was adopted?
“I’m not cream-related?!”
48. What did the milk say to the chocolate syrup?
“You complete me!”
49. What do you call a milk carton that’s been in the sun too long?
Spoiled milk!