Rain Jokes For Rainy Season
Rain Jokes
1. Why did the raindrop bring an umbrella? Because it wanted to be a shower!
2. What did one raindrop say to the other? “Two’s company, three’s a cloud!”
3. How does a raindrop flirt? It falls head over heels!
4. What do you call a rainy day in paradise? Liquid sunshine!
5. Why did the raindrop go to the doctor? It was feeling a little under the weather!
6. What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear!
7. How do raindrops communicate? They use cloud-phones!
8. Why did the raindrop win an award? It had outstanding liquid-ity!
9. What do you call a raindrop with a happy attitude? An optimistic drizzle!
10. How do you catch a squirrel in the rain? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
11. What’s a raindrop’s favorite exercise? Water aerobics!
12. How do you know if it’s raining cats and dogs? You step in a poodle!
13. Why did the rain go to art school? To improve its watercolors!
14. What did the raindrop say to the leaf? “Drop me a line sometime!”
15. What did one raindrop say to the other on a hot day? “Let’s make a splash and cool things down!”
16. How do you invite a raindrop to a party? You “rain-vite” it!
17. Why did the raindrop visit the bank? It wanted to liquidate its assets!
18. What kind of music do raindrops listen to? Heavy precipitation!
19. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it and wait for the rain!
20. What do you call a wet dinosaur? A “soaker”atops!
21. What do you call a cat that likes to sit in the rain? A “purr-sian” cat!
22. How does a raindrop dry off? It uses a “towel-et”!
23. What do you call a wet owl? A “moist-owl”!
24. Why don’t raindrops take time off from work? Because they need to make every precipitation count!
25. How do raindrops clean their clothes? They use a “wash and droplet” system!
26. What did the umbrella say to the rain? “You can stand under me anytime!”
27. Why did the raindrop take a detour? It wanted to go with the flow!
28. How do you stop a dog from barking in the rain? Use a “pooch-ment” spray!
29. What’s a raindrop’s favorite type of movie? A “whodroplet” mystery!
30. What did the raindrop say to the garden? “I’m falling for you!”
31. Why did the raindrop become a detective? It liked solving “wet cases”!
32. How do raindrops help plants grow? They make it “rainforest”!
33. What do you call a rainy day with corn? Pop-corn!
34. Why do raindrops hate math? Because they prefer liquid measurements!
35. What do you call a rainstorm with potatoes? A mashed downpour!
36. How do raindrops get around? They “hydro-plane”!
37. Why did the raindrop get a ticket? It was caught “speeding” through the sky!
38. What do you call a group of raindrops playing music? A “rainband”!
39. What did the raindrop say when it fell in love? “I’m falling for you, and it’s making me all “mist-y” inside!”
40. How do raindrops apologize? They “mist” up!
41. What do you call a rainy day in the desert? A “cactus shower”!
42. Why did the raindrop join a music band? It wanted to be a “heavy precipi-drum”!
43. What did the raindrop say to the lake? “I’m feeling a little “pond-erous” today!”
44. How do raindrops share gossip? They make “rain-terest”!
45. What’s a raindrop’s favorite food? “Liquid” snacks!
46. Why did the raindrop always bring a map? It didn’t want to get “misdirected”!
47. What did the raindrop say to the snowflake? “You’re unique, but I’m just falling for everyone!”
48. Why did the raindrop go to therapy? It had some serious issues with falling.
49. How do rain clouds flirt? They make it rain compliments!
50. Why do raindrops never feel lonely? They always hang out in large groups.
51. How does the rain greet you? With a wet handshake!
52. Why did the umbrella go to the art exhibition? It wanted to see some “abstract” rain.
53. Why did the raindrop bring a towel to the party? It wanted to make a “splash” entrance!
54. How do raindrops like to dance? They make a splash on the dance floor!
55. What do you call a wet dinosaur? A “soak” in the park!
56. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, but a storm is a crowd!
57. How does the rain apologize for being late? It says, “Sorry to keep you all wet-ting!”
58. What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop on a hot summer day? “Let’s go make some steam!”
59. How do you find out if it’s raining cats and dogs? Step outside and see if you step in a poodle!
60. Why did the raindrop go to the doctor? It had a case of the “falling” sickness.
61. What did the cloud say to the raindrop? “Don’t be so misty-eyed!”
62. What did the umbrella say to the rain? “You can’t make me fold under pressure!”
63. Why did the raindrop become a lawyer? It wanted to “fall” into a new career!
64. How does the rain tie its shoes? With a double knot-wter!
65. Why did the raindrop win an award? It was a “drop-dead” gorgeous performance!
66. What’s a raindrop’s favorite hobby? Collecting dew-velopes!
67. Why did the raindrop get in trouble at school? It refused to keep a low profile!
68. What do you call a raindrop that’s good with money? Liquid assets!
69. How does rain communicate with thunder? They use “sound waves” to talk!
70. Why did the raindrop bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to make a high dive!
71. What do you call a raindrop that falls asleep? A “drool” collector!
72. How do raindrops get around? They hail a taxi!
73. What do you call a raindrop who can play the piano? A “wet” musician!
74. What did one raindrop say to the other after a long shower? “I’m all washed up!”
75. What do you call rain that falls from a crazy cloud? “Loony precipitation”!
76. Why did the raindrop wear sunglasses? To hide from the “rain-bows”!
77. What did one raindrop say to the other during a competition? “Don’t let me down!”
78. Why did the raindrop win the race? It took a “short-cut” through the clouds!
79. How do raindrops communicate with each other? They “fall” in line!
80. Why do raindrops never feel guilty? They always make amends by making things grow!
81. What did the raindrop say to the flower? “Hi, bud!”
82. How do raindrops get clean? They take “shower” thoughts!
83. What did the raindrop say when it fell in love? “I’ve got a crush!”
84. Why did the raindrop join the choir? It loved singing in “dew”-ets!
85. How do raindrops like to exercise? They do “heavy” lifting!
86. What did one raindrop say to the other during a thunderstorm? “Keep your spirits up!”
87. Why did the raindrop always carry an umbrella? It was afraid of falling for someone!
88. How does a raindrop order a drink? It asks for a “cloudy” cocktail!
89. Why did the raindrop study music? It wanted to improve its “rhythm” and “bass” skills!
90. How do raindrops throw a party? They make it a “drip and dip” affair!
91. How does a raindrop flirt? It makes a splashy entrance!
92. Why did the umbrella go to the art gallery? It wanted to see some fine “rain”ing art!
93. Why did the raincoat go to school? It wanted to get a little “shower” of knowledge!
94. What’s a raindrop’s favorite type of music? Liquid drum and bass!
95. How do raindrops greet each other? They say, “Water you up to?”
96. Why don’t raindrops like math class? They prefer to work on their liquid measurements!
97. What did one raindrop say to the other after a heavy storm? “We really made a splash today!”
98. Why did the raindrop bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to go make a splash entrance!
99. How does a raindrop ask someone on a date? It says, “I’d like to make it rain with you!”
100. What do you call a raindrop that doesn’t like to share? A little “selfish” drizzle!
101. How does a raindrop dry off? It uses a “towel”!
102. What did one raindrop say to the other when they fell in love? “We make a perfect storm!”
103. What do you call a rainy day in the desert? A mirage-gone-wrong!
104. Why did the raindrop bring an umbrella to the wedding? It wanted to be a bridesmaid!
105. What’s a raindrop’s favorite exercise? Rain-jas!
106. Why do raindrops never feel lonely? Because they always make a splash wherever they go!
107. What did one raindrop say to the other on a hot summer day? “Let’s cool down this place!”