140+ Sunday Jokes To Enjoy Sunday
Sunday Jokes
1. Why was the math book sad on Sunday? It had too many problems.
2. What did the grape say to the lemon on Sunday? “Let’s get juiced!”
3. Why did the football coach go to the bakery on Sunday? To get a “roll” of victories!
4. What do you call a sleepy chicken on Sunday? Sunday Rooster!
5. Why did the bicycle fall over on Sunday? It was two-tired.
6. What kind of music do planets listen to on Sundays? Nep-tunes.
7. Why did the tomato turn red on Sunday? Because it saw the salad dressing.
8. What’s the sun’s favorite day of the week? Sunday, of course!
9. What do you call a relaxing dinosaur on Sunday? A Brontosnore-us.
10. Why was the calendar so happy on Sunday? Because it had a great weekend!
11. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a Sunday? A Bloody Sundae.
12. How do you catch a squirrel on Sunday? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
13. What kind of dogs do vampires have on Sunday? Bloodhounds.
14. What’s the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! It’s a sun-day.
15. What do you call a bear with no teeth on Sunday? A gummy bear!
16. What did the police officer say when he caught the thief on Sunday? “Looks like you’re having a ‘stealing’ good time!”
17. What do you call a sleeping bull on Sunday? A bulldozer.
18. What did the blanket say to the bed on Sunday? “Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered!”
19. What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks on Sunday? A labracadabrador.
20. What do you call a cat that likes to bowl on Sunday? Strike a Purr.
21. What do you call a dog that can play the piano on Sunday? Beethoven.
22. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack on Sunday? An abdominal snowman.
23. What did the ocean say to the beach on Sunday? Nothing, it just waved.
24. What did one plate say to the other on Sunday? Dinner is on me!
25. What do you call a bear with no teeth on Sunday? A gummy bear.
26. What kind of tea is hard to swallow on Sunday? Reality!
27. Why did the bird go to church on Sunday? Because it needed a little “tweeting.”
28. How does the sun spend its Sunday? It takes a day off to relax and recharge.
29. Why did the scarecrow win an award on Sunday? Because he was outstanding in his field!
30. What kind of bagel can fly on Sunday? A plain bagel.
31. What did the flower say after a long Sunday? “I’m feeling petal-ated.”
32. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Sundays? Because they make up everything.
33. What do you call a bear with no teeth on Sunday? A gummy bear!
34. What did the loaf of bread say to the slice on a Sunday? “You’re my butter half!”
35. Why do Sunday newspapers never go out of business? Because they have the scoop on all the weekends!
36. What’s a vampire’s favorite day of the week? Sun-day!
37. How did the Sunday roast greet the hungry family? It said, “Meat you later!”
38. What did the sun say to the moon on a Sunday morning? “It’s my day to shine!”
39. What did the Sunday afternoon say to the lazy person? “You’re just a sun-downer!”
40. Why was the tomato blushing on Sunday? It saw the salad dressing!
41. What did the clock say to the calendar on a Sunday? “It’s about time we hung out together!”
42. Why was the chef excited about Sundays? Because it was the perfect day to whisk it all!
43. What do you call a group of musical Sundays? A band-aid!
44. Why did the scarecrow enjoy Sundays in the park? Because it liked to watch the birds wing it!
45. Why did the football player go to church on Sundays? He wanted to catch a “Hail Mary”!
46. Why did the bike take it easy on Sundays? Because it wanted to pedal with a rest!
47. What did the owl say on Sunday morning? “Whoo’s ready for pancakes?”
48. Why did the computer go to church on Sunday? It wanted to worship its hard drive!
49. What do you call a Sunday that’s really a Monday? A weekend imposter!
50. Why did the kangaroo love Sundays? Because it was always hopping for joy!
51. What do you call a Sunday that is trying to be cool? A “sundae”!
52. Why did the golfer bring an umbrella to the Sunday game? In case of a little “rain” or shine!
53. How does a vampire like to spend their Sunday evenings? By watching bat-minton!
54. Why did the Sunday newspaper go to the comedy club? It wanted to print some jokes!
55. What did the dog say to the cat on a sunny Sunday? “Let’s paws and enjoy the day!”
56. How did the Sunday greet the rainy day? “I’m still shining on the inside!”
57. Why did the music note enjoy Sundays? Because it could always find its key!
58. What did the tree say to the grass on a Sunday morning? “I’m rooting for you!”
59. How does a ghost spend its Sundays? By having a boo-tiful time!
60. What did the Sunday detective say to the mystery? “I’ll crack you open like an egg!”
61. How does a cow spend its Sundays? By moo-ving around in the field!
62. Why did the calendar skip Sunday? It just couldn’t face the week ahead!
63. What do you call a Sunday that loves to dance? A toe-tally groovy day!
64. Why did the baker love Sundays? Because it kneaded a break from all the dough!
65. What did the Sunday soccer player say to the grass? “I’m going to score a grass-goal today!”
66. How do you make a Sunday smile? Sunbeam it with good jokes!
67. Why did the ghost go to the amusement park on a Sunday? It wanted to ride the roller-ghoster!
68. What do you call a Sunday that’s also a superhero? A Funday-Man!
69. Why did the tree love Sundays? Because it was always branching out!
70. What did the Sunday chef say to the eggs? “It’s time to get cracking!”
71. Why was the Sunday detective always successful? Because they never missed a clue’s day!
72. How did the Sunday describe itself to the other days? “I’m a day of rest and pun!”
73. What did the beach say to the sun on a Sunday morning? “I’m just shore you’ll have a great day!”
74. What do you call a sleepy insect on a Sunday morning? A yawn-mosquito!
75. How do you make a tissue dance on a Sunday? Put a little boogie in it!
76. How do you organize a space party on a Sunday? You “planet” ahead!
77. What did the coffee say to the cream on Sunday? “I’m so glad we’re spending this brew-tiful morning together!”
78. What do you call a cat that loves to bowl on Sundays? A “striking” feline!
79. Why did the banana go to the doctor on Sunday? It wasn’t peeling well!
80. What did the tree say to the lumberjack on a Sunday morning? “I’m falling for you!”
81. What’s the most musical day of the week? Sun-day!
82. How does the moon cut its hair on a Sunday? Eclipse it!
83. How does the sun cut its hair on a Sunday? E-clipse it!
84. What do you call a fish that wears a crown on a Sunday? King Neptune!
85. What’s a balloon’s favorite day of the week? Sun-day!
86. How does a plant get a sun tan on a Sunday? It uses solar power!
87. What did the cat say to its owner on Sunday? “I’m feline lazy today, let’s snuggle on the couch!”
88. What do you call a lazy Sunday afternoon with a good book? Chapter fun!
89. Why did the coffee file a police report on Sunday? It got mugged!
90. How do you make Sunday even better? Add a sunny-side-up egg!
91. What did one wall say to the other on Sunday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
92. Why did the ghost go to church on Sunday? It wanted some “spirited” company.
93. What did the bread say to the butter on Sunday? “You’re my jam!”
94. Why did the gardener bring a ladder to church on Sunday? To reach new spiritual heights!
95. How do Sundays greet each other? With a sun-shine!
96. What did the grape say when it got stepped on Sunday? “Nothing, it just let out a little wine.”
97. Why did the banana go to church on Sunday? It wanted to split for prayer.
98. What do you call a bear with no teeth on a Sunday? A gummy bear!
99. Why did the picture go to jail on Sunday? It was framed!
100. How does the moon relax on Sunday? It has a spa-ce day.
101. What did the bee say to the flower on Sunday? “Buzz off, it’s my day of rest!”
102. Why did the chicken go to church on Sunday? It wanted to give thanks for all the eggs-ellent days!
103. What do you call a sunburned snowman on Sunday? A puddle with style!
104. Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert on Sunday? To reach the high notes!
105. How do you make a Sunday even better? Add some sprinkles of laughter!
106. What did the hat say to the tie on Sunday? “You’re knot bad-looking!”
107. Why did the cookie go to church on Sunday? It felt crummy and needed some divine intervention.
108. What do you call a Sunday spent gardening? Plant-tastic!
109. Why did the computer get a suntan on Sunday? It left its Windows open!
110. How do you make Sunday pancakes even more delicious? Serve them with a smile!
111. What do you call a lazy Sunday for a vampire? A fang-tastic day off!
112. Why did the car get a ticket on Sunday? It was parked in a no-drive zone!
113. How do Sundays get ready for the week ahead? They make sure to charge their batteries overnight!
114. What do you call a Sunday spent playing video games? Game-day heaven!
115. Why did the boat go to church on Sunday? It wanted to show its support for the “sail-va-tion” army.
116. What do you call a Sunday with perfect weather? A sunshine-y delight!
117. Why did the music note go to church on Sunday? It wanted to meet the “holy-chords.”
118. How does a Sunday football game stay cool? It always has its fans!
119. Why don’t Sundays ever go to the gym? Because they are always a day of rest!
120. What do you call a funny story about Sundays? A “Sun”-dial.
121. What did the detective say when he found out it was Sunday? “Looks like we’ve got a real ‘case’ of the weekends!”
122. What did the blanket say to the bed on Sunday morning? “I’ve got you covered!”
123. How do you make a Sunday even better? Add a smile and a sprinkle of laughter!
124. What do you call a lazy rabbit on Sunday? A “hop”-portunist!
125. Why did the clock go to church on Sunday? It wanted to go “clock” in for some prayer time!
126. What did the farmer say when he lost his hat on Sunday? “I can’t ‘cap’ture the day without it!”
127. How do you catch a squirrel on a Sunday? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
128. What did the newspaper say to the coffee on Sunday morning? “I’ve got the scoop!”
129. What do you call a hen who counts her eggs on Sunday? A “mathemachicken”!
130. How does the sun relax on a Sunday? It takes a “rays” of sunshine!
131. What do you call a Sunday with no rain? A dry day of the week!
132. How do you know it’s Sunday in the jungle? The monkeys are off swinging!
133. How do you make a Sunday more exciting? Add some laughter and a sprinkle of fun!
134. What do you call a book club that only meets on Sundays? The “Sun”day Readers!
135. Why did the football team go to the bakery on Sunday? To get a good “roll” going!
136. What did the painter say to the canvas on Sunday morning? “Let’s brush off the worries and create something beautiful!”
137. How does a vampire spend his Sunday? By sleeping in a coffin!
138. What do you call a funny story about Sundays? A “Sun”-dial.
139. Why did the chicken go to the seance on Sunday? To talk to the other side!
140. What did the tree say to the sun on Sunday? “I’m loving these rays!”
141. What did the pirate say on Sunday? “Ahoy, matey! It’s a sun-shiny day!”
142. How do you make a Sunday last longer? Have a great time and cherish every moment!
143. What do you call a lazy rabbit on Sunday? A “hop”-portunist!
144. How do you make Sunday dinner more enjoyable? Serve it with a side of laughter!
145. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn on Sunday? “Where’s pop-corn?”
146. How do you make Sunday mornings even better? Start the day with a smile and a warm cup of coffee!
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